Player Event Ze fif edizion of Da Brainbustah

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Ay yer gitz, pansies, umiez, gobboz n orrukz! Wez retuned wiff anoffah Brainbustah ferr yerr! Da Daily Mag truthin’ ‘n tellin’ all buzinezz! In diz fift edizion wez got zumfin zpecial ferr yerr all to ‘ave a lewk at, kuz dem stinkin’ ‘umiez ‘ave been stupid ‘gain!


So, iz already da fifz edizion of da greatezt Mag in all o’ Eden, nay?! Toim mozt certainly flyz when yerr da biggezt ‘n beztezt o’ all of Eden!

So, diz toim we ‘az sum newz da izn’ all da zurprizing. Ofkourz, wezz talkin’ bout dat lil tournament dem pansiez ‘eld, and ‘ow iz ended! Ouffa everywun dat did sum foightin, ‘kourz da Orrukz were da strongezt! Har har har.
Da leadah o’ dem mud pansiez managed tah loze to sum jumpy sand pansie, but aye, dazz to be ‘kzpekted, nay? Dem muddies always foightin’ in da treez ‘n forreztz aftah all, nevah out in da open fieldz!
‘Owevah, no worriez, Gaerth knocked dat fehkin sand pansie out, eazy peazy, lemon zkwuizy!
‘Zidez Gaerth der wuzz also Sugm’a, ol’ lad gave da prinze o’ dem shoiny pansiez such a beatin’ tah poor fuckerz’ zaid to ztill be limpin’ round dat palace ‘o dem pansiez!
‘N lezt we not forget, Ghuldan! Da grey Orruk did kwoit well, but ‘ez ‘ad tah foight da Boss ‘imzelf in iz lazt bitta foightin, so ‘kourz ‘ez went down ‘zwell!
So, in konkluzzion, ouffa 3 orruks dat entered, all 3 orruks went to da top four, meanin’ we ztill da ztrongezt!

‘N speakin’ of uz Orrukz, da Boss ‘n da rezt o’ da Big ‘Unz ‘ad a meetin’ sumtoime ‘go, zeemed tah be kwoit important! Dey kept pointin’ ovah to wun of our ships, ‘n aftah sum drinkin’ a toiny lil Gobbo saw Gaerth ‘imself talkin’ to Urzul, da Blaksmiff! Seems loik wezz movin’ out to da oceans sumtoime soon, aye!?

‘N laztly one of uz gobboz told uz about zum ‘eird vizit of ze pansies to ze umies
e waz snatching through ze zity of Adelsblegh wen he zaw a whole army of pansies runnin into ze zity searchin for zat lill umie bozz kalled philep or zumthin, wozevah he waz in ze church zitting and ze pansies went for iz house straight away. aftah sum time he came n zey talked about ztuff, bu uz gobbo neez to find more about zat later az he got distrakted by some shoiney stuff zat he found in som hallway, always those greedy gobbos

Enwayz! zats it for diz week, tank yer all for readin ze best newz papah in all of eden! cuz we are ze bestest of ze bestetst. wez gonna be bak with yer next week wiz a loz of new zpicy newz loik alwayz!
 
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