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Gotfried needs someone to beat his Meat

Both letters would be torn off for use as bog roll in one of the privies around Adelsburg, if someone cared to delve into one. Apparently they were both quite long enough to accomplish the task of ass-wiping. (Haven’t had much Caldwell action, apologies lulz)

Remember the ‘soll

Simple letters would be sent round most nations, on billboards and the like. “The City-state of Al Jabrid is seeking trading folk to set up shop or make deals with, as well as the formation of a continent-spanning route for trade caravans. Particularly anyone from the neighboring towns who are...

Out of the night, a long-lost sight from Al Jabrid returned; a small blue light bobbed about and planted something on the flyer in town. It was a simple letter. “This green prophet hears al’ua call. Ana shall do what Ana can.” Aegnern

Kaiser Dickdrip von Lickdemnuts <3 (jk jk)

Sent by Wild, if not allowed remove I guess. [!] A unsigned letter mysteriously found its way on several noticeboards all across Eden. Having small burn marks on its ends resembling that of talons of a flying beast. Small faded ashes would be dotted around the ground where the notice would hang...

All set now for the most part

Simplistic letters would be put up around Al Jabrid and Al Khadir and other places. “Merhaba to al’ana kin, I pen this note for many reasons, ones that are likely obvious for many here. I come to offer three statements to our people. Take them, leave them, it is up to you. Consider this my...

(No metagaming peoples!) A certain voodoo Lunn read through all the new papers coming in. Day by day by day he was growing to resent his position. Time and again he was promised change, improvement, something that would bring his people closer together. He tried unceasingly in the council to...

A certain voodoo ‘Lunn headed down the streets of Jabrid, noticing a letter tacked up on the wall. He read it for a good while before doubling over in laughter. “Pfffffffftt HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Ha really thinks ha is al’anat kin huh? The sultana did nothing of the sort. Ha must...

Aeg took a long look upon the letter, giving a sigh. “If only it were that simple… Ana must seek al’ana own actions to rid this world of such a foul stain.. there are still opportunities to do so..” The ‘Lunn took a copy down from a notice board, keeping at least one paper safe from the fires...

A somewhat… official looking letter was sent out across Eden? It looked like it was written by a drunk and drawn by a child. It just seemed to have… shown up out of the blue… what did it say? “HeAr YEEEEEE, hEar YeEeeeEeeeEeeee!!!! Hiz moist ROY-YUHL MADGE-ESTEEEE dee ummm… uhhhhhh… Kay-zuh ov...

Makes sense, will see what we can do

(Just so you know it isn’t somewhere, it is specifically the oasis in the desert. There is only one of those in Al Khadir and it’s not hard to get to, unless Nowu doesn’t know that in which case Aeg will gladly tell or show her )

A letter would be sent out to the Order of Thyst, the Anjyarri Jundi and the remaining members of the Ilbans Al’ya Al’Haya’apa, detailed in dire symbols. “To al’ana comrades in arms, scholars and tribal members, I have received word from al’ana student of a vile threat from the deserts by Al...

Aeg would take a look at the invitation and gave a grin. “Ana shall be there, twill be quite a night….”

Cast Ass Blaster

~ A blue floating orb-like creature would appear at Nowu’s doorstep, leaving behind a checkered lime-purple letter as it zoomed away into the night. (Up to Catins on whether to release this publicly or not) “Merhaba Nowu, Ana would like to have it be known that Ana have found al’ana first...

Aegnern sneered at the letter as the images filled his head. “Couldn’t even dowse the fire… so much for al’ua claims of the supernatural leaving us. Ana will find ua all, and ua shall burn. The Urneldrash will dance on al’ua corpses, and Ana shall laugh gleefully on that day..” The lunn passed...