garlusa
RESIDENT RAT SPECIALIST πΆπ»
"Bacon heals all wounds big 'n small!"
UNKNOWN
THE FOLLOWING FLIERS WOULD BE HUNG AND DISTRIBUTED TO ALL CITIZENS OF VARIOUS NATIONS AND SETTLEMENTS FAR AND WIDE!
Now I understand what many of you are thinking, a pig games? What might that entail? Fear not! For this flier will address ALL questions and concerns, as well as rules of the upcoming festivities that befall us.
With a glum setting into my fellow comrades, I made a vow to deliver joy, and what tavern keep would I be if I did not deliver on such a vow?! I have most certainly been lacking, and thus, dressed in night cap and gown, I stormed away my thoughts in simple fashion, through a punching dummy. Blood flow gets the brain up and running, my old father often told me! With this lovely technique, it worked! I discovered the key, the ANSWER to the problems befalling some.
What do people love most: BACON.
What do people second in their love for: FIGHTING.
It was with this revelation that the truth became clear, and what is not a new nation without new tradition? Hadria is in thirst for celebration! Thus, it is here that I announce a new, and, of course, one of many to come traditions: THE ANNUAL IVORY PIG GAMES
The games are simple, it will consist of contestants catching their own pig covered with lard (named specially of course) before subsequently JOUSTING on the pig. However, below, I will breakdown the basics of the competition for easier comprehension.
PRIOR RULES:
-THE GAMES WILL ALLOW VIEWING IN THE STANDS OF THE HADRIA JOUSTING FIELD, IT WILL REQUIRE 8 CONTESTANTS TO SIGN UP BEFOREHAND.
-THE CONTESTANTS WILL UNDERGO GAME TRIALS; WINNER OF THE JOUST IS TO COLLECT A PRIZE (Which will be explained).
TRIAL 1: CATCHING THE LARD COVERED PIG.
To joust, the contestant must successfully CATCH a lard covered pig so that they may joust with their fate-bound companion! After they have done this, the pigs will be saddled for the next game.
TRIAL 2: THE JOUSTING OF PIGS.
Here is where the jousting will commence! Contestants will be paired up prior to the game and I will ensure that a list be posted below of who will go against who.
WHAT YOU WIN FROM THE JOUSTING:
The winner of the games will receive a PARDON for their pig, and it will be crowned with a wreath, the rest of the pigs (the losers) will be turned into bacon at the hand of the tavern staff. But not only this. THE WINNER ALSO RECEIVES 500 ANDROS. If they so wish they may also keep the pig as a pet.
SPECIAL MENTIONS: I'd like to take this time personally to thank CAIN ELDRIK for being a doner to the event and offering such a LARGE amount of coin as a prize, we are eternally grateful, she is quite the gift to many who befriend her.
OOC INFORMATION:
When: SUNDAY MAY 20th 6:00 PM EST
Where: THE HADRIA JOUSTING FIELDS JUST ON THE ROAD TO THE CAPITAL OF ADELSBERG
How to sign up: Send me a DM over discord at garlusa#0813 and I'll get you in a contestant slot.
Who: anyone and everyone!
TAGS: @snakegotcake
ROLLING:
For the Joust you will roll 20 strength and the highest roller wins.
For the lard pig you roll 20 agility to catch one of your liking.
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