UselessCasual
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So, dizz week ‘az ‘ad dem Sand Pansiez az da main topik! Dey ‘eld a lil feztival ferr fehk knowz wut reazon, but ‘t waz a pretty gud wun if yerr azk uz! Dey ‘ad blakjakk ‘n da Orrukz won at dat! ‘Zidez blakjakk der wuzz alzo sum armwrestlin, ‘n ‘kerzz da Orrukz won dat ‘zwell! Dey wuzz winnin’ so ‘ard dat sum fehkin sand pansie troid tah cheat againzt Gaerth ‘imzelf! But, no maffah! All Gaerth ‘ad tah dew wuzz troi a bit in da nekzt round, and ‘ez eazily kruzhed da fehka! Goez tah show, even if yerr troi tah cheat, uz Orrukz ‘z da beztezt of all!
‘Zidez dizz feztival of dem, der wuzz also sum weird ‘umie who ‘ad managed tah sail ‘ez fehkin ship into da sandz? ‘Ow stupid do ya ‘ave tah be to hit da beach, ‘ztead of ankorin’ loik any propah sailah wud? Mezz sure da Kapt’n ‘az iz opinion on diz!
But, dat gitz’ sucky skillz at sailin’ azide, it wuzz kwoit funny ‘elpin him.
Der wuzz a buncha bottlez, filled wiff lettah dat ‘ad hintz tellin’ uz where tah go! Durin’ da trip to da treazure, wezz ‘ad tah go to da city dat dat Sand Emprezz uzed tah rule! ‘T was all stinkin’ ‘n broken and derr wuzz sum weird monstahz der, but dey wuzz no match for da Orruks! ‘N da whole toim, dem fehkin ‘umiez and offah koinda gitz wuzz ‘idin behind uz, loik da skaredy-katz dey iz!
‘Owevah, aftah wezz went to dem ruinz wezz ‘ad tah track threw da jungle ferr a bit, ‘n den we set sail to a big ol’ vulkano! Der dem lettahz told uz tah get out on da sea ‘n have a lookzie! When we got der, wezz wuzz ‘boutta jump to dah treazure when sum weird, big lewkin oktopuzz troid attackin da ship! Lucky ferr dem ‘umiez dat da Orrukz wuzz wiff ‘em, kuz Gaerth ‘n Sugm’a skared da baztard away wiff a few chopz ‘n slazhez!
In de end der wuzz sum gold ‘n sum offah weird shoit, but dat wuzz da end of iz. Kwoit fun, but ‘kerz not az much fun ‘az spendin da noight at da Korner!
But, dazz gonna be all ferr diz weekz! Uz Orrukz ‘z buzy at da Logh, so we dun ‘ave da toim to write anymore den diz fer now!