UselessCasual
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[!] A gang of Orcs sprinted through Eden, spreading papers 'n drinking grog! The papers would read as follows [!]
Ay yer gitz, pansies, umiez, gobboz n orrukz! Wez retuned wiff anoffah Brainbustah ferr yerr! Da Daily Mag truthin’ ‘n tellin’ all buzinezz! ‘Z tah elevn’f edizion o’ da greatez’ newzpapah in da ‘ole ov Eden, so ztrap ‘en!
Nd well…. ‘Z per uzual, dem fehkin ‘umiez ‘z been stewpid ‘z all hell! Lewkz loik dey brainz’ almoz ‘z small ‘z dem stinkin’ dwarvz up norff!
‘Pparently da ‘umie Emprah almozt got ‘ez ‘ead kickd ‘n by sum propah ‘umie lad!
Rumour ‘z it da ‘umie roolah ‘z a bit… small, down der… Ya know, failed tah keep ‘z lassie ‘appie ‘n all dat…
So, diz ovah gitz kame walkin in ‘n started chattin up da ‘umie roolahz lassie ‘n ‘e ended up spendin da noight… If ya get wut we mean… Harharhar!
But dat izn’ da end of ‘et! Dat roolah got in a foight wiff dat lad, ‘ad ‘is fehkin eye kut out ‘n lozt a leg, beferr sum offah gitz jump’d in ‘n started foightin dat wun ‘umie…
Lad wuzz strong loik a propah Orruk, from what we’z ‘eard ‘ere in da Mount’n; é foufhtt off 5 ‘umiez by ‘emzelf, ‘n almozt killed ‘em all ‘zwell!
But well… Maybe ‘e ‘aznt… ‘Avend ‘eard anyfin dat ‘appened aftah da foightin….
And speakin’ ov stabbin ‘n foightin!
Deep in da Mount’n, Yazgash gave da Orruks ‘noffah lezzon on medikal shoit… Wuzz ‘bout treatin’ stab wounz ‘n all dat. Sounz kwoit stewpid tah teazh ‘bout, kuz yerr kould juz stab ‘em ‘ferr dey stab you… But daz ‘zidez tah point. Shez said dat nekzt toim, she will be teachin’ da yung’unz ‘ow tah stab more effiziently!
So, if yerr wunna learn ‘ow tah stab propahly loik an aktual lad, make sure tah keep yerr earz peeled, no maffah if dey big loik an elf or toiny loik a ‘Alfin’, ‘n if yerr pay ‘nuff ‘tention, yerr know when da nekzt klazz will be!
Ay yer gitz, pansies, umiez, gobboz n orrukz! Wez retuned wiff anoffah Brainbustah ferr yerr! Da Daily Mag truthin’ ‘n tellin’ all buzinezz! ‘Z tah elevn’f edizion o’ da greatez’ newzpapah in da ‘ole ov Eden, so ztrap ‘en!
Nd well…. ‘Z per uzual, dem fehkin ‘umiez ‘z been stewpid ‘z all hell! Lewkz loik dey brainz’ almoz ‘z small ‘z dem stinkin’ dwarvz up norff!
‘Pparently da ‘umie Emprah almozt got ‘ez ‘ead kickd ‘n by sum propah ‘umie lad!
Rumour ‘z it da ‘umie roolah ‘z a bit… small, down der… Ya know, failed tah keep ‘z lassie ‘appie ‘n all dat…
So, diz ovah gitz kame walkin in ‘n started chattin up da ‘umie roolahz lassie ‘n ‘e ended up spendin da noight… If ya get wut we mean… Harharhar!
But dat izn’ da end of ‘et! Dat roolah got in a foight wiff dat lad, ‘ad ‘is fehkin eye kut out ‘n lozt a leg, beferr sum offah gitz jump’d in ‘n started foightin dat wun ‘umie…
Lad wuzz strong loik a propah Orruk, from what we’z ‘eard ‘ere in da Mount’n; é foufhtt off 5 ‘umiez by ‘emzelf, ‘n almozt killed ‘em all ‘zwell!
But well… Maybe ‘e ‘aznt… ‘Avend ‘eard anyfin dat ‘appened aftah da foightin….
And speakin’ ov stabbin ‘n foightin!
Deep in da Mount’n, Yazgash gave da Orruks ‘noffah lezzon on medikal shoit… Wuzz ‘bout treatin’ stab wounz ‘n all dat. Sounz kwoit stewpid tah teazh ‘bout, kuz yerr kould juz stab ‘em ‘ferr dey stab you… But daz ‘zidez tah point. Shez said dat nekzt toim, she will be teachin’ da yung’unz ‘ow tah stab more effiziently!
So, if yerr wunna learn ‘ow tah stab propahly loik an aktual lad, make sure tah keep yerr earz peeled, no maffah if dey big loik an elf or toiny loik a ‘Alfin’, ‘n if yerr pay ‘nuff ‘tention, yerr know when da nekzt klazz will be!
