[!] An orc would pull around a cart with a little goblin in it that would scream "THE FOURTH EDITION OF DA BRAINBUSTAH IS OUT NOW" and he would throw papers all around eden to every nation [!]
Ay yer gitz, pansies, umiez, gobboz n orrukz! Wez retuned wiff anoffah Brainbustah ferr yerr! Da Daily Mag truthin’ ‘n tellin’ all buzinezz! In diz forf edizion wez got zumfin zpecial ferr yerr all to ‘ave a lewk at, kuz dem stinkin’ ‘umiez ‘ave been stupid ‘gain!
Diz toime wez gon ztart wiff ze treazure map I’z foun laz week, aftah postin iz in da Brainbustah mez got konfirmazion from one of da gobboz zat ze treazure ‘az been found wiffin a few dayz?! Zats krazy! Yer umiez r gut at findin zat stuff! Lewks loik ders foinally sumfin yerr good at! Harharhar!
Wezz gonne keep yerr al updated if wezz foind moar of zat kind of ztuff!
Nekzt up, wez gonna talk about ze alchemy klass wezz ‘ad! Iz waz a great zukzess, der even waz a ‘umie dere! Goez to show ‘ow great us Foulskins are, nay?!
Wez done zome ekperimentz, wez turnt a’ honey krystal inzo ‘oney, tazted kwoit good if yerr azk uz!
‘N aftah dat wezz got bored, so wezz made sum papah wet. ‘Owevah! Wezz foun’ out dat wet papah ‘az da tendenzie to stik to wallz ‘n stuff, if yerr frow izz propahly!
So, wezz started frowin dem papahz, ztickin ‘m to da wallz o’ Ivyldz ‘ouze, kuz dat toiny lad ‘z alwayz aftah all of our ‘ard earned shoinies!
In the end tho, dat stinkin’ ‘umie dat ‘ad joined uz started frowin rocks at ol’ Sugm’a! No maffah though, kuz ol’ Sugm’a wuzz prepared, readied ‘iz pickakze, frew it ‘n split da rock in ‘alf, whoil ‘ez alzo nailed da ‘umie in iz already bloind eye! Serves ‘em roight Harharhar
‘Owevah, dazz wen da medik kame runnin’ in ‘n ruined da fun wezz wuz ‘avin. She patched da ‘umie up ‘zwell, kuz zhez da beztezt o’ Medikz on Eden!
‘N zidez dat, da main ztar o’ diz weekz mag! Dem stinkin’ ‘umiez bein’ stupid ‘gain, az per uzual!
Uz ladz wuz jus’ ‘avin sum grog in da Korner, when toiny ol Maraekk kame sprintin’ in, armed wiff ‘iz slippery bar o’ soap ‘z per uzual!
Dat toiny lad ‘ad sumfin interestin to tell uz, so wezz gon’ share iz wiff da rezt of yerr all ‘zwell, kuz wezz da noicezt on da whole o’ Eden aftah all!
Maraekk told us ‘ez seen a buncha ‘umiez, all holed up in dem iron plates ‘derz! ‘N whoil dazz noffin’ new, buncha skarredykatz alwayz kompenzatin ferr ‘ow flimzy deyz body iz wiff dem platez, wut wazz weird was da fakt dat dey wuzz wearin’ dem kolorz sum ‘umie roolah ‘ad sumtoime ago. ‘Kordin to Maraekk ‘e wuz called Vivan de Augash? Weird name if yerr azk uz!
‘Owevah, dat gitz name dun maffah. Wat duzz maffah iz da fakt dat dey ‘umiez kame in ‘n burned down sum churzh, ‘n word ‘az it dat Va’ah guy ‘imzelf wuzz standin derr, but ‘iz kneez kept tremblin, kuz ‘ez a puzzy, so ‘ez didn’ do anyfin!
So, lewkz loik dem ‘umiez iz infoightin ‘gain, kuz dat roolah of dem kant keep ‘iz people togeffah. Goez to show ‘ow weak dey iz!
Ay yer gitz, pansies, umiez, gobboz n orrukz! Wez retuned wiff anoffah Brainbustah ferr yerr! Da Daily Mag truthin’ ‘n tellin’ all buzinezz! In diz forf edizion wez got zumfin zpecial ferr yerr all to ‘ave a lewk at, kuz dem stinkin’ ‘umiez ‘ave been stupid ‘gain!
Diz toime wez gon ztart wiff ze treazure map I’z foun laz week, aftah postin iz in da Brainbustah mez got konfirmazion from one of da gobboz zat ze treazure ‘az been found wiffin a few dayz?! Zats krazy! Yer umiez r gut at findin zat stuff! Lewks loik ders foinally sumfin yerr good at! Harharhar!
Wezz gonne keep yerr al updated if wezz foind moar of zat kind of ztuff!
Nekzt up, wez gonna talk about ze alchemy klass wezz ‘ad! Iz waz a great zukzess, der even waz a ‘umie dere! Goez to show ‘ow great us Foulskins are, nay?!
Wez done zome ekperimentz, wez turnt a’ honey krystal inzo ‘oney, tazted kwoit good if yerr azk uz!
‘N aftah dat wezz got bored, so wezz made sum papah wet. ‘Owevah! Wezz foun’ out dat wet papah ‘az da tendenzie to stik to wallz ‘n stuff, if yerr frow izz propahly!
So, wezz started frowin dem papahz, ztickin ‘m to da wallz o’ Ivyldz ‘ouze, kuz dat toiny lad ‘z alwayz aftah all of our ‘ard earned shoinies!
In the end tho, dat stinkin’ ‘umie dat ‘ad joined uz started frowin rocks at ol’ Sugm’a! No maffah though, kuz ol’ Sugm’a wuzz prepared, readied ‘iz pickakze, frew it ‘n split da rock in ‘alf, whoil ‘ez alzo nailed da ‘umie in iz already bloind eye! Serves ‘em roight Harharhar
‘Owevah, dazz wen da medik kame runnin’ in ‘n ruined da fun wezz wuz ‘avin. She patched da ‘umie up ‘zwell, kuz zhez da beztezt o’ Medikz on Eden!
‘N zidez dat, da main ztar o’ diz weekz mag! Dem stinkin’ ‘umiez bein’ stupid ‘gain, az per uzual!
Uz ladz wuz jus’ ‘avin sum grog in da Korner, when toiny ol Maraekk kame sprintin’ in, armed wiff ‘iz slippery bar o’ soap ‘z per uzual!
Dat toiny lad ‘ad sumfin interestin to tell uz, so wezz gon’ share iz wiff da rezt of yerr all ‘zwell, kuz wezz da noicezt on da whole o’ Eden aftah all!
Maraekk told us ‘ez seen a buncha ‘umiez, all holed up in dem iron plates ‘derz! ‘N whoil dazz noffin’ new, buncha skarredykatz alwayz kompenzatin ferr ‘ow flimzy deyz body iz wiff dem platez, wut wazz weird was da fakt dat dey wuzz wearin’ dem kolorz sum ‘umie roolah ‘ad sumtoime ago. ‘Kordin to Maraekk ‘e wuz called Vivan de Augash? Weird name if yerr azk uz!
‘Owevah, dat gitz name dun maffah. Wat duzz maffah iz da fakt dat dey ‘umiez kame in ‘n burned down sum churzh, ‘n word ‘az it dat Va’ah guy ‘imzelf wuzz standin derr, but ‘iz kneez kept tremblin, kuz ‘ez a puzzy, so ‘ez didn’ do anyfin!
So, lewkz loik dem ‘umiez iz infoightin ‘gain, kuz dat roolah of dem kant keep ‘iz people togeffah. Goez to show ‘ow weak dey iz!
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