Player Event Ze second edition of Da Brainbustah

Vulturia

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[!] An Orc would pull a cart through the entirety of Eden. Standing on this cart was a tiny little Goblin called Maraekk-Ruhtae da Cleany, who would be screaming "THE SECOND OF EDITION OF DA BRAINBUSTAH IS OUT NOW" throwing rather clean papers out as he made sure to wash all of them and himself. The paper would read as follows: [!]

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Aye der, welcome back ya gitz! Diz da zekon’ edizion of da Brainbustah, da Daily Mag truthin’ ‘n tellin’ all buzinezz!

Wez ‘eard dat errywun ‘az loved ‘uz lazt newzpapah, so wez back wiff anoffah wun!

So, git yerrself sum grog, a noice lassie to give ya a lil’ kneadin in da shoufoldahz ‘n get to bustin yerr brainz!






Lezz start off wiff da biggezt thingie daz ‘appened! Wez, da Orruks n Gobboz, went ovah to Zadh-Nadrozz, troina see ‘ow da old Mounti’n ‘az been doin! Sadly, iz kwoit stinky in der, but ay, noffin’ Marraek kant take care off wiff da soap barz of ‘iz!

‘Zidez dat, wezz ran into a few of dem weird mushroom lookin’ fehkerz, but dey wuzz eazy to kill kuzz wez da mozt propah o’ bulliez! Though Grondolg wuzz tew buzzi finkin’ so ‘e wuzz ‘it in da ‘ead by wun of dem stinkin’ kreatures.

Luckily da beztezt of Mediks, Yazgash, wuzz der, ‘n shez ‘elped ‘em patch up juz roight!

Wezz did sum snippin’ ‘n snappin’ ‘n took sum of da stinky stuffz, so wez gon’ do a lil’ rezearchin on dat soon ‘nuff, ‘n den wezz gun klear up da stinky shite!



‘N den, da zekond biggezt fingie daz ‘appened! Da boy-king in dem stinkie ‘umie nazions ‘az died, foinally! Dat lil wun wuzz flimzy loik a pansie anyway, so izz not really a loss, now izz it? Wez ‘eard da army guy moight be takin ovah, but ‘ez probal’y noffin ‘mpressiv oittah, kuz ‘ez a stinkin’ ‘umie aftah all!





'N ze lazt fing zat 'appened, Mez, Grondolg 'n Ghuldan wen to ze 'Ulcano of ze stinkie mud pansies to try to unfreeze ze poor frozen bee, Cuz it'az freezin col. Ze big thinkah put iz on 'n lead 'n loik a proppah lad trew iz roight into ze 'Ulcano, creazin a BIG puff of zteam! Me 'n Ghuldan szhouted "OI LAD PULL IZ BAK" Bu ze col bee waz blak? Ze big thinkah sayz iz Warm'd iz up too quikly. Buz iz all dataz for uz!! Whaz woul wez be witzout ze big thinkah!






‘Zidez dat, nuffin ‘az ‘append really! Juz us Orruks bein’ Orruks, ye know! Drinkin’ grog ‘n doin da rezearch so wezz kan wun day steal da shoiny rock in da sky! Loik alwayz sztay cool 'n yer well zee us next week again!






 
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