Fredolator
Member
DEEZ AR' DA' ROOL'Z OF DAH' TROIB'L COMMUNYUN!
Wun: Yer'z show sum rezpec't tah' dah' Bozz, dah' ol' man of dah Urneldarsh, an' da Gamblah an' Foundah' ov' dah' Troibl' Communyiun, Skrilla! Daz me!
((Translation for 'umies: Respect is to be shown to the Founder of the Communion, the Arch-Shaman of the Green Flame, and the Boss of the Orcs.))
Two'z: Da Counzil of dah' Troibl' Communion'z iz tah' be made up'z ov' dah' Foundah, daz me, dah' Bozz, whoevah it may be, buh roih' now iz' Krisa'z son Rud Rib, da Arch-Shaman until Sug'ma dah' ol' bastard diez an' is wun wif dah' ancestah's, an' dah' ressa' dah' Big Unz', who we'z declar'd tah' be Big Unz'.
((Translation: The Communion is made up of all the Big Unz' including Skrilla who founded it, the Boss of the Orcs, and the Arch-Shaman.))
Three: Diz 'ere Tribal Comunyuin iz gunna be open to dah' public, an' all dah' ladz' and lazziez who wanna come watch dah' Big Boy'z do dah politickz! HOWEVAH! Yer'z lil' lad'z an' lassiez are gon' have tah' sit in dah' back an' let us do 'er work, lez' we call on yeh' or need a citzen votin'.
((Translation: The Tribal Communion would be open to the public and the rest of Zadh-Nadrozz and their guests, but they will have less of a priority and won't be able to interact very much with the council unless called upon or asked about public opinion.))
Foor: We'z shul' try an' respect'z dah' fellow Faulskin (er' whoevah' yer'z are if yer' not ah Greeneh) so if yer'z makin' too much ov a ruckuz we'z gonna take yer'z tah' th' cells tah' cool off. Deez are importan' meetin's an' we'z gottah' be civil-loike.
((Translation: Be at least somewhat respectful of the other members of the citizenry and communion, otherwise we will let you ruminate in the jail for a little bit while the rest of us speak about important matters.))
Foive: We'z gun' make ah' public' statement'z aftah' some of duh' biggol meetin's, but prolleh no' evereuh wun sinze we'z migh' not talk 'bout anythin' tha' interestin'.
((Translation: We will try and put out a public statement about what we discuss, but not always.))
Sizx: Diz' rule is tah' tell yer'z all dat we migh' make othah' rules in da future! Stay toon'd!
((Translation: This rulebook is subject to change and other rules that might be made in the future.))