There’s a Sasquatch in my crawl space
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“I’m Iran, because someone just blew up in me” -My roommate, 2024
Writing my characters backstory in full after 1,5 year of owning her is a mistake I will never forgive myself for
there was no burrito
I hope that you’re better. And I hope that you get it now. Cause I’m never going to feel any better. It’s sad because it just hurts. I’d do anything for you, but would you do that for me too?
Pizza was good. Tonight i feast on burritos
My roommate got a DUI today. Bro owes me bail money
How many cans of Redbull are you willing to trade that for?
I have pizza
I don't want to read Khadan or Hadrian history ever again
Those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat their ancestors mistakes
I don’t think I could stand to be where you don’t see me
Slow dancing in the dark
Fine.
Pass the tuna down then.
Never
Share the cheese
My roommates got some one sec
Yooo can I also have sum?
I could go for some cheese