Tozz'Terr Mercenary fer Hire!

[Bountylicious]

[!] Copies of this parchment can be found pinned to noticeboards all over Eden. They appear overnight, put up by small goblins in mismatched armor, who cackle and scamper away before anyone sees them. The parchment itself is coarse and smells faintly of squig stew, with specks of bone broth splattered across it. It carries a strange, musty odor, and features a rough sketch and bold, messy writing.​

Hey youz!

Me be Tozz'Terr, de mightiest Orc 'round! Me strong, me tough, me da best at bashin' heads! You need sumone fer fightin'? Fer protectin'? Fer kidnappin' knights? Tozz'Terr's yer Orc!

De other day, me even snatched a big ol' ritter from de Empire! He was yellin' an' swingin' his shiny sword, but me just laughed an' put 'im in a sack. Easy peasy!

Look, me even drew a picture fer ya. Dis be me, Tozz'Terr, wiv me big axe! See, me bashin' dat ritter gud!

Spoiler: [!] Tozz'Terr would've made a Sketch of himself

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So, if ya need a strong arm, big muscles, an' a fearless Orc, call fer Tozz'Terr! Me work fer gold, food, an' squig stew! Find me camp near de biggest bonfire outside town. Ask fer Tozz'Terr an' we talk bizness.

Remember, dere ain't no job too big or too small fer Tozz'Terr, de Mightiest Orc!

Zined,

 

[Nephimeris]

[!] A copy of this masterpiece is pinned above the parchment, concealing all notices. [!]